Let's be honest
That tweet was deffinitly about you & it is important. I really just hate fighting with you so I’m not gonna tell you what’s going on &how I know you’re only talking to me because what’s her nuts and you are fighting..
I swear nothing pisses me off more than when someone messages me and tells me to text them. Okay, you could message me “text me” but not text me “hi”.. Wouldn’t it just be easier to text me. Like seriously, wtf.
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Whenever I can't think of a good come back
most-awkward-moments: I just end up saying something really lame like:
When I wake up on my birthday: →
What I expect my parents have planned: What they actually do:
Yeh mom, i was gonna use my fucking powers to fly myself to the game. Seriously, who the fuck else would come get me? Lets be real for about uh, 20 seconds.
Don't mess with Harry.
When somebody sexy as hell walks past you: →
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The answer was a hundered and thirty.: What a... →
imafuckingfirework: So I’ve hated this one bitch since like, the 6th grade, right? And at last period, she just happened to leave her purse in class (at her desk, which is beside mine) when she left to go to the bathroom. Now, all my best friends know how much I despise her to death, so when she left, one of my…
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
crypt0rchid: calloutthedead: willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or this is the best thing ever omg
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about...